Who Knew Sticker

We wanted to make a sticker that just said “I didn’t know,” but we were told we needed to add some context.

5.5″ x 3.25″

Full text:

I DIDN’T KNOW HE WOULD TURN MAGA BECAUSE BIDEN HURT HIS FEELINGS. I DIDN’T KNOW HE WOULD BUY TWITTER, THEN TURN IT INTO TRUTH SOCIAL BECAUSE HIS EX-WIFE MISSED THE BABYLON BEE. I DIDN’T KNOW HE WOULD TELL ADVERTISERS TO GO F-THEMSELVES, THEN SUE THEM FOR NOT ADVERTISING. I DIDN’T KNOW HE WOULD SPEND $300M, GIVING AWAY ONE MILLION A DAY, TO BUY AN ELECTION ON BEHALF OF A MONSTER. I DIDN’T KNOW HE WOULD EMPHATICALLY DO TWO SIEG HEILS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD. I DIDN’T KNOW HE WOULD BLAME THE ATROCITIES OF THE HOLOCAUST ON PUBLIC-SECTOR EMPLOYEES. I DIDN’T KNOW HE WOULD INSERT HIMSELF AND “BIG BALLS” INTO EVERY AREA OF GOVERNMENT, ACCESS OUR PRIVATE DATA, CASUALLY FIRE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF EMPLOYEES, REHIRE A PROUD RACIST WHO WANTED TO “NORMALIZE INDIAN HATE,” COUNT EXPENSES THAT HAD ALREADY BEEN PAID, COUNT SPENDING MILLIONS AS BILLIONS, THEN OBSCURE THE “WALL OF RECEIPTS” SO NO ONE COULD VERIFY THE CUTS, BRAG ABOUT THE CUTS, THEN REHIRE MOST OF THE PEOPLE HE CUT BECAUSE HE FOUND OUT WHAT THEY ACTUALLY DID. I DIDN’T KNOW HE WOULD BLAME THE BACKLASH ON GEORGE SOROS. I DIDN’T KNOW MY MONEY WOULD GO TOWARD SETTLING PETTY PERSONAL GRIEVANCES AND FINANCING FASCISM. I AM SO SORRY.